Fwd: Breaking NEWS!

Breaking NEWS!


Scott Peterson verdict is in! Forget the silly election fraud thing or
how many people died in Iraq or that bin Laden is still loose or that
all the environmental protection laws are being thrown out or that the
dollar is collapsing or that your loved ones might be drafted in a
senseless war for greed or your civil liberties have finally been
taken away or that those not in the right party might go to the FEMA
camps.

Thank God for celeberty murders like Scott Peterson and Robert Blake
or even OJ Simpson. Remember to stay tuned on all your radio channels
and TV stations for full detailed coverage of the Scott Peterson
verdict. I just hope this does not interrupt "the Martha Steward Merry
Prison Christmas Special: Decorating Your Cell with Santa"

[thanks a_cascadian!]